HUMOUR

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I was working in my village shop when I noticed a customer had left his mobile phone on the counter. I scrolled through the saved numbers and found one titled "Mum". I dialled the number and, when the man's mother answered, I told her to let him know what had happened.

I went back to serving customers. Five minutes later, the mobile rang. Before I could say anything, a woman said,"Martin, you've left your phone in the village shop."

~Robert Coombs.