"Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." ~ Bill Clinton.
"We'll always have death and taxes, but death doesn't get worse every year." ~ Tim Borten.
"To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always ruling." ~ Pierce Brosnan.
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener". ~ Paula Deen.